By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
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kwbuzz23wk 0

you had sex with him because you told him you loved him? there has to be other/better reasons

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redbluegreen 40

Is he thirteen or something? Seriously. People sure know how to pick 'em these days.

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amazingkate 0

there's a very small difference between "you deserved it" and "that's what you get." and this is what you get for having sex when you and/or your partner is young and immature... if you have a satisfying, emotional and non humiliating experience you are in the teeny tiny minority. (hey, at least you're having sex, right? most people consider sex inherently awesome good or bad. : ) you didn't deserve it but you might have seen it coming. if you had asked your friends about their first times, you probably wouldn't hear anything less than a few FMLs. boys get stupid, esp when THEY FINALLY GET LAID! and who can blame them?

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lostlight21 0

I say neither FYL or YDI.... i did the EXACT same thing after I had sex with my girlfriend (now fiance) whom I love VERY much! it's a big deal in the "guy world" to lose your virginity, especially if all of your friends have already had sex... of course I used a little better choice of words... but.. same thing really

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AlreadyExistsTH 1

You should have texted him back with "breaking up with my boyfriend".

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icantellu 7

Lmfao! Your bf is awesomee!!!!

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lakergurl91 0

WOW!! That sounds like a magical night!! You shouldve kicked in the nuts and left!! Smile Jesus loves you =)

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writergrrl 0

this probably my fav comment

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bandit09 0

GIRL YOU ARE A TRUE DUMBASS why in the hell would you be losing it to a loser. obviously he planned this shit, way ahead of time! Thats why he was so quick to text all his guys an tell them how EASY YOU ARE... WOW YOUR REALLY GIVING YOUNG GIRLS TERRIBLE REPUTATIONS

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J4M3Z 0

Well its either he is a jerk or just a young dude who is very euphoric of his first time its really no suprise

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cristineuhhx3 0

YDI for having sex FOR THE FIRST TIME after only 4 months of dating. After 4 months only you're not going to know if you LOVE someone. Slowwww ittt downnnn.

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schoolfml 0

ok #279 u r an idiot. i had sex with my girl for the first time after 3 weeks (both virgins) im still with her 4 years later. during our first time my step brother called(same age), naturally i ignored it. when we were done i listened to the voice mail. it was him at a party with all my friends and everyone was cheering that i finally got laid..i also did a mass text to the rest of my friends saying i got laid. .... shit happens. dont put a time line on sex. when the time is right just go for it.

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