By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 07:09 - United States

Today, trying to be cute, my boyfriend threw a snowball at me. This would have been fine had it not been hard enough to break my glasses. As a college student, I have to choose between eating for the next two weeks or replacing them. FML
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lilwhtboybrandon 0

make him pay lol

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Angel_Vice 0

I'm sure he wouldn't mind at least helping you pay to replace them. Otherwise, just eat all his food. :)

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lilwhtboybrandon 0

make him pay lol

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GiddyXD 0

exactly he broke the glasses. or. you buy the glasses and he pays for the food.

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roeallen 11

Agreed. If he is at all a nice person, he would have offered to pay. Especially since he is your boyfriend! Either that or he used all his money for buying strap-ons, and he is too embarrassed to tell you he wants to have kinky sex.

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MzKylz 0

I agree or at least pay half.. that sucks

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MisherzzSquisher 0

If OP goes to zennioptical.com, it's pretty cheap. it's around 25 dollars, having extra things on your glasses cost more.

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iSitt 0

plastic lenses are hard to break. must be your frames. Try fixing it with crazy glue or tape.

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FMLephant 2

Instead of having him pay you, just Snowball him. Then he'll never do that again.

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steeledwolf 8

that sucks I would go with the food cuz u really need it

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ShadyFTW1 0

yea, I'm sure she will have a fun time walking into walls.

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steeledwolf 8

I'm pretty sure one of the pieces of glass didn't shatter so... and even if they did u could still see a damn wall cuz you are not completely blinded just blurred

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brennan677 0

yeah. i need glasses but i never wear them. also you dont know if their far sighted or near sighted.

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SunshineBoy21 0

My vote is that he replaces them ;)

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Angel_Vice 0

I'm sure he wouldn't mind at least helping you pay to replace them. Otherwise, just eat all his food. :)

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chasin_butterfli 0

Tell the jackass you'll be dining at his house for the next 2 weeks. Maybe he'll think twice next time he wants to be cute.

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papaya_master 4

I actually loled at that! It is sooo true!

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CutiePie_101 7

He caused the problem, He should pay for the new glasses.

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singhjr1 3

HIT HIM IN THE NUTSssszzzz!! then make him pay or tell him ur gonna dine with him for the next month.

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Pb25797051 0

if a girlfriend hit me in the nuts i would never talk to her again...

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akd1v 0

either make him pay for food or glasses

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InnocentLies 0

Looks like he'll be in the kitchen making you sandwiches for two weeks. That'll be cute. ;)

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davidjr_saldana 0

make him pay for glasses & food, then make him give u head 4 being a d-bag

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InnocentLies 0

Okay nice reply. (:

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neondeath 0

a guy str8 guy in the kitchen!? that's funny

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InnocentLies 0

There's lots of straight guys who work in kitchens..

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beks1232 0

this made me laugh. hard.

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that_band_nerd 22

Seriously, go to a fast food place and I promise there will be guys in the kitchen.

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underguarded 20

How is throwing a snowball at someones face cute in anyway?

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lizamaphone 6

I agree with you but he probably didn't mean to throw it at her face.

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rockyraccoon28 8

even if he didn't mean to hit her in the face, he would have had to throw it REALLY hard to break her glasses, and to that I say, why would he think pelting her a snowball is cute? maybe lightly tossing it, but throwing it hard enough to break anything is definitely not cute.

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