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By jess - 24/12/2018 04:00

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Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML

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By Why - 24/04/2016 18:59 - United States - Marlborough

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Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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Jumping to conclusions

By Anonymous - 08/03/2015 10:33 - United Kingdom - The Hyde

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Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2014 03:14 - United States - Anchorage

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Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 06:39 - Canada - Victoria

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Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

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Bad, bad mom

By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 02:58 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML

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By paintfarts1976 - 10/05/2013 19:01 - Ireland - Mullingar

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Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML

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Wrong way round

By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

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Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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By Nobody - 27/11/2009 21:39 - United States

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Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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weeping_willow 25

Monday 24 December 2018 4:03

In this situation, who are you more pissed at? Legit question

Lennie Mcfish 19

Monday 24 December 2018 4:25

Always listen to your instincts. Time to throw the whole family and husband away

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Felice Godin 19

Tuesday 1 October 2019 2:09

i have no respect for any mother that can be that low to have sex with their daughter husband to be if you suspected him cheating he probaly was and caught him always go for your woman instincts its never wrong

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Today, carrying my 10-month old niece down the stairs, I missed a step. Protecting her on the way down, I badly sprained my right foot and snapped the ligament in my left. I now can’t walk. FML

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