By Why - 24/04/2016 18:59 - United States - Marlborough

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Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
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You deserved it 2 018
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kissingkittens 16

Honestly this is so disgusting. Your husband is an awful person. I wish you the best,OP!

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Yimpish 15

He probably accidentally slipped a fell into her over and over again

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kissingkittens 16

Honestly this is so disgusting. Your husband is an awful person. I wish you the best,OP!

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emeraldisle 30

Please tell me he didn't think you'd notice. What a ****.

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cj89898 24

Some people deserve more than just death...

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DrafteeSelf 24

Um, i think no one deserves death so what could be worst?

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thesmeagol 22

years of torture then death would be worse.

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R2Y2 22

Yeah totally. Just because he happens to be an asshole, he not only deserves death but something worse. Listen, if you're going to act like a white night in the comments, try not to sound like a complete fedora wearing tard, okay?

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cj89898 24

White night? Not exactly. I'm saying that death could be quick and painless but that is not what is deserved.

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gosh_mate 30

This is disgusting and you deserve better. But at least you now know what he's like and can move right on.

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Yimpish 15

He probably accidentally slipped a fell into her over and over again

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whysobeachy 37

Probably fell into a condom, first. Slippery floors are the worst!

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brenton490 19

First he fell in love. Then he just slipped from the wet floor.

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Esb22 9

Only if the other girls name was jaqlin.

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Glynnis62 13

Tale as old as time

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jelrid 30

Right? We need a follow up with some more juicy details!

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Malsain_fml 10

Agreed. Only thing I can think of is some neighbour/babysitter/family member/whoever the hell comes "often" at home and the husband having fun, thinking OP would be busy/sleeping or simply out.

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

Does it make me a bad person if I want more details?

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SmittyJA24 26

No, more detail is necessary. "Cheated on me" is rather vague. What EXACTLY did he do & who'd he do it with?

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okaydisarray 17

I think it's pretty clear what he did...

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nmrhog 15

and did he know she was home. and the most important part what happened after she caught them

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Miss_Whipped 43

That's a pretty ballsy move. He clearly doesn't care enough about the marriage to stay faithful. I say get rid of him and burn the house down. Hey, two birds with one stone.

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False_Stupidity 41

Or, burn the house down with them both inside still.... >:D

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TheOnlyBuck 8

Burning the house down if it's his is a felony. Prob not a good idea

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HoboMeth 33

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Arkham_Callabero 15

I'm pretty sure the fact that he's cheating is a dead giveaway they don't have a strong marriage

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