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By Mary - 13/01/2013 15:49 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By Anna - 26/03/2025 00:00 - Mexico - Tijuana

Today, a day after I went to the beach and fell asleep in the sun without applying sunscreen, I woke up to find myself looking like a lobster, with the worst tan lines possible. On top of that, I had to go to a wedding, and when I walked in, my cousin asked if I had “taken a bath in some tomato soup.” FML

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By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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By nearsighted-ut - 26/09/2019 02:00

Today, I was watching TV when my older brother thought it would be funny to rip a bare-assed fart in my face before a shower. I looked up, only to see a brown blob on my glasses. My nickname is now "Shitfaced." FML

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Red flag

By paddy - 14/07/2009 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

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By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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Asshats

By anon - 21/04/2009 08:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking in the park when I heard some boys shouting behind me. As I turned around they poured a bucket of red liquid over my head. They thought I was someone they knew. I wasn't. And I was wearing a $200 white dress. Red dye doesn't come out of white dresses. FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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Stained

By One pissed girlie - 19/01/2025 22:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went to a party wearing a cute new pale blue dress. As I was walking through the crowd, I felt something cold and wet on my back. Someone had spilled a drink on me, but instead of saying anything, whoever did it pretended nothing happened. I spent the rest of the night with a giant dark blue wet stain on my back. FML

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Experimental

By AshleyP - 04/04/2014 14:17 - United Kingdom

Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML

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Natasha14641 7

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:32

You should've used the name Bloody Mary instead, OP.

misspulkadot24 17

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:32

Was it a costume party? Because, that's a pretty damn original outfit. Rock it! Get the string from a balloon to get the whole effect.

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watchme 11

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:25

How old is he?

taka805 10

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:28

That's great!!!! He's a creative little guy...

KayBeeFFFixed 5

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:36

I wouldn't say your life is ruined because of this.. If you think so, you may want to lay off MTV for a while. But yeah, your brother is a bit of a brat, albeit a somewhat creative one.

crystalnight 19

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:49

I don't think you get the point of this website.

CharresBarkrey 15

Monday 14 January 2013 8:45

That's why the site's called MLIR right? I mean, if it wasn't so serious it would be called like FML or something...

Morqan_Freeman 14

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:39

For some reason I pictured a short bald stocky guy getting tomato sauce poured on them dressed in white. Then I laughed

Smartdumbblonde 27

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:58

I just now imagined that lol

willou35_fml 13

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:41

haha

StanSmith2013 26

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:45

What a lad!

TADspace 30

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:49

Hope you kicked his ass to the party and back.

simoncat 11

Sunday 13 January 2013 21:38

Well good. The tomato juice will be the perfect cover for the bloodstains obtained, murdering your little brother. PS- he sounds like he's learned his behaviors watching the antics of the youngest children on sitcoms. He sounds like an insufferable brat.