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By Mary - 13/01/2013 15:49 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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Sunscreen season is open

By Anna - 26/03/2025 00:00 - Mexico - Tijuana

Today, a day after I went to the beach and fell asleep in the sun without applying sunscreen, I woke up to find myself looking like a lobster, with the worst tan lines possible. On top of that, I had to go to a wedding, and when I walked in, my cousin asked if I had “taken a bath in some tomato soup.” FML

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By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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Cool nickname

By nearsighted-ut - 26/09/2019 02:00

Today, I was watching TV when my older brother thought it would be funny to rip a bare-assed fart in my face before a shower. I looked up, only to see a brown blob on my glasses. My nickname is now "Shitfaced." FML

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Red flag

By paddy - 14/07/2009 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

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By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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Asshats

By anon - 21/04/2009 08:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking in the park when I heard some boys shouting behind me. As I turned around they poured a bucket of red liquid over my head. They thought I was someone they knew. I wasn't. And I was wearing a $200 white dress. Red dye doesn't come out of white dresses. FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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Stained

By One pissed girlie - 19/01/2025 22:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went to a party wearing a cute new pale blue dress. As I was walking through the crowd, I felt something cold and wet on my back. Someone had spilled a drink on me, but instead of saying anything, whoever did it pretended nothing happened. I spent the rest of the night with a giant dark blue wet stain on my back. FML

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Experimental

By AshleyP - 04/04/2014 14:17 - United Kingdom

Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML

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Natasha14641 7

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:32

You should've used the name Bloody Mary instead, OP.

misspulkadot24 17

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:32

Was it a costume party? Because, that's a pretty damn original outfit. Rock it! Get the string from a balloon to get the whole effect.

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eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:37

Dump a very dirty white garbage bag on top of his head and say, "Now you're a used condom!"

U_GotitDude 18

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:41

At least it was just tomato juice FYL OP

DrunkButterfly 17

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:41

It was before you left, so why not just shower and change? What's the big deal? Funny brother tho! :)

LiveLoveBeatles 19

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:58

The big deal was that OP was already finished getting ready and about to head over to the party in an outfit she'd probably spent a while choosing. I sure as hell wouldn't want to go through all of that again.

DrunkButterfly 17

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:12

Yeah because changing takes such a long time? You and op sound high maintenance.

xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:27

If I paid good money for this dress and it was specifically for this party, and my brother ruined it. Yes, I will be angry. I'm sure you would be too.

LiveLoveBeatles 19

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:44

"Dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head" sounds like there's going to be a lot more involved than just changing clothes not to mention dealing with the tomato smell

DocBastard 38

Sunday 13 January 2013 21:17

Right, that's why she said "shower and change". Not every girl takes 2 hours to get ready. Learn to read, idiots.

ManInTheMachine 19

Sunday 13 January 2013 21:33

Actually, 36, it says she "dressed in all white", not that she "wore a white dress". Doesn't change the fact that the brother is a douche, but I just wanted to make sure we were all clear on that.

hellonyancat 6

Sunday 13 January 2013 22:13

Maybe she didn't have time. Shower, dress, hair and make up all take time. I know I don't start getting ready 2 minutes before I want to leave.

Seany_93 17

Sunday 13 January 2013 23:50

Haha true, some people are sooks, takes me a sec to change a shirt, deo and bam off ya go

Catkam623 27

Monday 14 January 2013 0:22

I'm not sure i understand that

CheshireHalli 19

Monday 14 January 2013 2:09

Just to grow my two cents in, even if didn't take a long time to shower and change, she might not have another all white outfit to change into, which would definitely make this scenario frustrating.

WelcomeToAndale 13

Monday 14 January 2013 14:57

Don't worry catkam, nobody really understands Australians.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:46

Shouldn't've had a v8! :D

SuperDanielNL 23

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:51

Kick him in the balls and say: "now you're sterile."

perdix 29

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:51

Since he ruined your UV party, you ought to kick it up the electromagnetic spectrum and send him to a X-ray party to see which bones you crushed in the well-deserved beatdown!