Health: Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot...

By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML

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By NowABlonde - 09/03/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I decided to lighten my hair. I applied the dye and waited 20 minutes. When I went to wash the dye out, the water wouldn't turn on. After my head started to burn, I called the landlord in a panic. Turns out there was a water main break and the entire city block doesn't have water. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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By twoheadedboy - 06/05/2009 20:46 - Canada

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

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By shittyemployee - 28/07/2018 19:00

Today, I rushed to work after a night of drinking and partying, and put my hair up on my way in. People started worriedly asking what happened to my head, so I looked in the mirror. I had scratches and a welt on my forehead from hitting the wall during sex last night. FML

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By N O - 27/05/2014 18:47 - Canada - Granton

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

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By nosey - 08/04/2013 19:20 - United Kingdom - Mountain Ash

Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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Blue_Black_fml 21

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:12

Sorry to say this OP, but you're an idiot..

Rayth 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:13

A bit forgetful are we?

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Blue_Black_fml 21

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:12

Sorry to say this OP, but you're an idiot..

khaoticpanda 28

Wednesday 18 March 2015 1:11

You would think there would be a difference in thickness, or smell. Like having red liquid on your head and smelling hair dye, not the SUPER recognizable scent of blood?

gobiteme2 34

Wednesday 18 March 2015 2:13

I was wondering if OP is a natural Beach Blonde

VeganVampyre 26

Wednesday 18 March 2015 12:43

23- maybe the scent of the shampoo and soap covered the scent of the blood/hair dye. Or maybe OP is anosmic, you never know. I am, it didn't even occur to me that you'd be able to smell the difference until I read your comment.

rossea 21

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:12

Imagine the scenario if she wasn't there to remind you. Would you have gone to hospital?

TheCookieComet 23

Wednesday 18 March 2015 4:28

You would think if it were blood she would be in some sort of pain.. without her friend she probably would've realized she made a human mistake and went back inside.

Rayth 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:13

A bit forgetful are we?

brandon3747 16

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:16

How could you forget that?

rlt94 9

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:44

Crazy party. Possibly meaning drunk. haha

cristy91 33

Wednesday 18 March 2015 3:09

Also probably till late

hailzz_96 18

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:17

You didn't look in the mirror to check where you were "bleeding" from? How did you not notice your whole head being red. And if you did why would you think it was blood?