Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house....

By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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You deserved it 6 228

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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 144

You deserved it 2 239

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 087

You deserved it 114

By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 879

You deserved it 4 585

By sly - 25/10/2010 22:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 108

You deserved it 4 459

By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 902

You deserved it 4 712

By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 820

You deserved it 4 157

By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 722

You deserved it 6 693

Happy?

By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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You deserved it 6 828

I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 481

You deserved it 121

By Kay - 03/02/2011 05:33

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 814

You deserved it 3 167

Vertoule 7

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:11

FYL because you're jealous that he probably looked better in it than you.

GlassJAwkidE 3

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:10

Join Him

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zungg 5

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:19

For sure he wants to 'be' with you all the time.

Rika18 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:19

Haha did u have sum singles?!?!? LOL

lisaloise 3

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:28

Aw c'mon. That was called Curiosity :P

emopanda1 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 23:36

your cute

averagexbecca 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:29

So? He likes a healthy breeze round his privates. (+1 if anyone can figure out where that's from :D)

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 20 March 2015 16:01

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire xD

xoconnie 8

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:49

hahaha thats funny, but i think more of a FML for him, than you.

iwadasn 32

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:05

It's probably an FML for both of them.

Yooh_Plus_Meh 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:56

Hate to be a spelling nazi but.. Its surprise.

x0_fml 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:02

:3 I like it. He sounds like a cutiepie.

TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:08

he wanted to feel pretty is he cute? tell him to hit me up :p

TheLetterZero 7

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:13

What a "suprising" happenstance.

bravesmile 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:15

Is ur name Jordon?

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Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 670

You deserved it 4 364

Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 014

You deserved it 5 916

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 432

You deserved it 4 070

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 547

You deserved it 80 673

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

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You deserved it 5 864

Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 306

You deserved it 3 932

Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 831

You deserved it 3 616

Same thing different taste

Surprise!

Happy?

I'm surprised

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