Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house....

By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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You deserved it 6 225

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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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You deserved it 2 239

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 079

You deserved it 113

By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 583

By sly - 25/10/2010 22:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 105

You deserved it 4 457

By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 899

You deserved it 4 711

By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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You deserved it 4 156

By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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You deserved it 6 693

Happy?

By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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You deserved it 6 828

I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Kay - 03/02/2011 05:33

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

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You deserved it 3 166

Vertoule 7

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:11

FYL because you're jealous that he probably looked better in it than you.

GlassJAwkidE 3

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:10

Join Him

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ruben7467 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:28

wow.

nokillnobeepbeep 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:29

What I want to know is how he fit in your dress. Are you just jealous that he made it look good when you couldn't!?

mysuckishlife 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:36

Fifteenth! and so what?

ActionManly 11

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:36

YDI for having an awesome boyfriend.

Sickillsells 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:43

Awe you caught him. If in your room it free game. hahahahahaha : P

the_stereotype 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:43

that's funny, but i would still bring it up in front of his parents so that he would never be able to live it down

thegate 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:50

of course, because anyone slightly deviant should be outed to all of the people closest to them

voveraite 7

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:55

Yeah, honey, I wish I had YOUR problems :-| !!!

ButtScratcher 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:56

YDI for urinating on seagulls.

dalli 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:32

what does that have to do with anything?

smartass101 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:19

get out before he starts asking "would you **** me, I would **** me" or demands that you put lotion on your skin!

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Today, I went into a cafe only to be greeted by a young boy who pulled down my leggings in line. Everyone got a look at my pink Hello Kitty panties with white frilly trimming before scrambling to pick them up. In the process, I banged my head on the counter, and fell on the floor, unconscious, pants still down. FML

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You deserved it 61

Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML

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You deserved it 81

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Today, I found out while pet-sitting that a white cat is no easier to see in the dark than a black cat. I also found out that this particular cat doesn't take kindly to being accidentally kicked, even if it wasn't that hard. My feet have seen better days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 230

You deserved it 297

Today, my job threatened to fire me because I left work early. I left because I can't sit, stand, lay down or walk due to back pain. I went to my doctor after leaving work and turns out I have a herniated disc. My job still doesn't care, and my job is now in jeopardy. FML

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You deserved it 116

Today, I stumbled across my ex's blog. Apparently, while dating me, he realized he was gay. Good to know the one guy I've dated, lost my virginity to, and fell in love with, was never truly attracted to me and was dating me just to be sure. FML

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You deserved it 2 969

Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML

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You deserved it 2 432

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 3 646

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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You deserved it 5 440

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Surprise!

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