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By mikki bee - 30/12/2014 17:24 - United States - Reno

Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML

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By Monkey253100 - 03/06/2012 14:47 - France

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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By SeeTony - 19/11/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2013 19:35 - United States - Calexico

Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML

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Shelved plans

By twobyfour - 15/10/2019 12:00

Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By Ouchie - 07/10/2016 12:51 - Ireland - Celbridge

Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML

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Incapacitated

By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 02:00 - United States

Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML

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Health is overrated

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 12:00

Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 14:03 - United States - Salem

Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML

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Routine

By notsosexygirl - 21/02/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

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BillMurray_fml 12

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:28

Maybe some sweet workers comp money will make you feel better?

3molliver3 16

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:41

Cats live 15 years, dogs live 10, and horses live 20. Turtles live 150. Lesson learned.

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yorkie_16 15

Wednesday 31 December 2014 4:56

maybe take it easier for the first time exercising in a while ahaa, get better though first!

thunderniron 22

Wednesday 31 December 2014 4:59

You can always work upper body.

danielhartlesss 13

Wednesday 31 December 2014 5:57

You can still run on a broken foot, it hurts like hell and the doctor will advise against it but it sure would be awful for you to break your exercise streak :p

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Wednesday 31 December 2014 7:52

Seems to be how it works. You finally get motivated to work out and shit happens to make you not able to. lol.

bsums203 13

Wednesday 31 December 2014 8:13

Time for arm day. You can work on your core and arm strength without moving your foot.

doubleofuck 20

Wednesday 31 December 2014 8:54

At least you tried to get healthy

goreajek 13

Wednesday 31 December 2014 11:13

It's a sign. Some almighty being wanted you to know you're perfect the way you are by braking your foot after your wonderful workout.

davek 36

Wednesday 31 December 2014 11:40

There's still arm day. Also, new year's resolutions are BS anyway.

sstahpp 33

Wednesday 31 December 2014 11:42

YDI for exercising.

sparxva 12

Wednesday 31 December 2014 15:18

Sucks that you broke your foot, but you can still exercise. Free weights, upper body exercises, yoga, etc. People in wheelchairs have tremendous upper body strength, so don't let this be an excuse to stop doing something good for yourself.

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