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By FMeeee - 16/06/2014 18:50 - Portugal - Aveiro

Today, I decided to tell my family, including my husband, that I'm pregnant. Their reaction was basically a "meh" before returning to watching the World Cup. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2020 02:00

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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By unzucht - 30/05/2012 16:45 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML

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By kimmykins27 - 31/10/2014 12:58 - United States

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

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By spanishteach - 07/05/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I told my students that I would be absent tomorrow because my wife was giving birth. They burst into applause... not to congratulate me on the new baby. FML

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By Quiteannoyed - 09/03/2013 10:35 - Finland

Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML

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Such a Samantha

By heartbroken - 07/05/2023 22:00

Today, I excitedly told my best friends I was pregnant. Their responses were, "Ewww, I hate babies", "So we're not getting brunch anymore? That sucks" and "Do you need an abortion? I know a great clinic." Not one of them congratulated me. FML

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Think of the environment

By Anonyname - 18/05/2014 19:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML

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Thunder stealer

By Happyunlucky - 20/07/2013 06:31 - United States - Andover

Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML

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Superwholock86 6

Tuesday 17 June 2014 0:45

Probably not the best timing.

sweetest_jenn 18

Tuesday 17 June 2014 0:46

Looks like your husband scored the first goal.

Comments

BabyrooKid 11

Wednesday 18 June 2014 7:05

At least somebody scored. In soccer, sometimes, nobody scores.

SuperMew 22

Wednesday 18 June 2014 7:59

Timing is everything.

the_real_dvd 21

Wednesday 18 June 2014 10:41

Am I old fashioned, or isn't this something a wife should talk to her husband about privately first?

odod777 28

Wednesday 18 June 2014 10:58

And then you lost to Germany...

lollypop624 11

Wednesday 18 June 2014 17:48

If you waited until just before half-time ended they would've cared more and if they care that much about the World Cup then if they would make a fuss but you didn't want them to then they wouldn't and they'd just continue to watch the game!!! Btw which match was it cos if it was a good one then you can't blame them!!

fmlisfunny1492 1

Wednesday 18 June 2014 22:38

Ur husband either didn't hear u or he's just a douche

SexyMexi21 23

Thursday 19 June 2014 4:40

Its the WORLD CUP!!! it comes only every 4 years! ... but Congratulations from us!!

flyingvagina 12

Thursday 19 June 2014 11:28

yay Portugal.

thefrikinbat 8

Thursday 19 June 2014 12:36

Name the kid Fifa. "Another game's coming in 9 months!" that'll get their attention for sure. :/ sorry about that anyway. this society has seemed to have lost the importance of new lives coming into the world