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By CreepedOut - 29/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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I'll have the Catfish

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML

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You OK, hun?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2016 08:43

Today, I got to meet the guy that I have been talking to over a dating website. We were having a great time, at least until I managed to randomly fall asleep in front of him. I spent the rest of the day sending text messages trying to explain to him that I suffer from narcolepsy. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 08:19 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

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Where are you?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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By Jakub89 - 05/06/2011 20:31 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

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Hello goodbye

By mydatinglifesucks - 15/06/2014 06:31 - United States

Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML

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Monday 30 August 2010 1:25

Don't use eHarmoney. The guy was probably joking about his condition and you took it the wrong way. Don't be so harsh.

bellus 0

Monday 30 August 2010 1:42

i don't get the pun.

Comments

LeighMoreno 0

Monday 30 August 2010 1:41

What an ice breaker that must have been..

QwertyMcNugget 0

Monday 30 August 2010 1:41

One, two, he's comin for you. :]

kingghidorah 10

Monday 30 August 2010 1:56

Haha...comin....in a different sense of the word maybe

sourgirl101 28

Monday 30 August 2010 2:47

5,6 grab your crucifix...

Primus_fml 0

Monday 30 August 2010 3:05

COMBO BREAKER!! Nah just kidding :). 7,8 better stay up late..

mexicutioner123 0

Monday 30 August 2010 3:16

9,10 you better watch your head

6sick6 4

Monday 30 August 2010 3:20

WTF 51?! it's 9, 10 never sleep again!

FFML_314 11

Monday 30 August 2010 8:52

No. It's "9, 10 A big fat hen"

SiraSiemens 21

Friday 17 June 2016 13:51

three, four better lock your door five, six grab your crucifix seven, eight gotta stay up late nine, ten never sleep again

loveurlifeJK 5

Monday 30 August 2010 1:53

OP is the stalker here. You're a creeper if you show up in people's dreams. Poor guy. /endsarcasm

Schizomaniac 24

Monday 30 August 2010 6:48

You changed your make-up :o

loveurlifeJK 5

Monday 30 August 2010 20:18

Yep. I decided wearing all of that other makeup looked garish and gross. :D

katieebug 0

Monday 30 August 2010 1:59

that's why you don't meet people on the Internet. I'd make sure you lock your doors tonight... loll

stephtalbot 0

Monday 30 August 2010 2:00

omg not cool and very creepy

lovestrong 0

Monday 30 August 2010 2:02

If you can't find a decent guy in person, what makes you think you'll find one over the Internet? You will find the ones who are to scared to come out in person xD Just my thought (: