By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

Spicy
Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 704
You deserved it 68 953

Same thing different taste

Comments

thedeepthinker 0

What a nice and understanding roommate.... Did you carry on by the way?

LOL!! I love your roommate. But yeah. You don't do that when someone else is in the room with you. That's weird.

Now it's going to be awkward between you.

0.o Dude...why didn't you like, go to the bathroom to that. All the dorms I've been in have bathrooms in the dorm...so...jzdisodfidl nevermind.

califormula 0
lifeisabitch43 4

im surprised that no religious people have posted a comment saying "masturbation is sinful" or "youre going to hell"

I'm sorry but you deserved that - completely - always double check your equipment - both the t.v. and personal. Besides, you were going to crank one out with your roommate right there? You must cum very quietly

kitsune_bloo 2

lmao! Dude! Fail! Your roommate sounds awesome though xD

glad to here your roomie has your back! lol