Health: Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself...

By Eyebrowsgone - 25/08/2010 13:10 - United States

Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 09:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States

Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

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By I will find you and I will fucking fuck y - 05/01/2014 20:39 - United Kingdom - Falmouth

Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By iamamermaid - 20/01/2015 06:14 - United States - Hemet

Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML

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illmatic2 16

Wednesday 25 August 2010 19:06

Use a sharpie.

twinny_sc 13

Wednesday 25 August 2010 21:17

You do the math. I hate that shit.

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Zoey23 5

Saturday 4 February 2012 5:13

smooth like butter.

BcICan08 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 13:06

why would you do that yourself??? its not like it costs that much at the salon!!!

jmedalene 2

Monday 28 May 2012 10:31

Hahaha get them done professionally!!!

chuksnwali 34

Wednesday 7 May 2014 2:59

YDI for the DIY

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 9 July 2014 11:42

Pluck or stick with the pros? The choice is yours...don't rip your hair out trying to pick

MadJessTic 29

Sunday 22 March 2015 16:32

Too bad we can't post pics!

aliyah_bx 8

Wednesday 13 May 2015 0:05

That's why you don't ever wax your eyebrows not even at a salon I suggest getting them threaded

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