By Nope - 05/03/2012 09:42 - China

Today, I defended the dried up things in the cup noodles as being real vegetables, just so that it would appear that I do actually eat vegetables. FML
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DocBastard 38

To me, ketchup is a vegetable. Beer has hops - that's a vegetable! Chocolate is made from cacao beans - VEGETABLE!!

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griffins33 4

You defended them? Did someone challenge you about it?

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jmoreno 4

They are dehydrated vegetables aren't they?

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Michaelsgirl04 9

Here's an idea...now I know it might be crazy but hear me out ok? Eat some damn vegetables! Try different things to make them taste good. My mom makes a cauliflower garlic bake in the oven and I can eat the whole thing by myself. It isn't hard to incorporate them into your daily meals and once you get used to them you might actually *gasp* like them (:

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maronofhearts 19

Here's another idea maybe they don't like them maybe that's why. Not everyone eats everything you do asshole you can't just tell them it's simple do this.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

114- If you are an adult and you haven't found s vegetable you like yet, you just need to get a grip! Everybody can find at least ONE they like! And if you haven't, then you just haven't tried hard enough.

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Michaelsgirl04 9

114- where exactly was I being an asshole? I was making what is called a joke. And, in fact, a lot of people eat vegetables and like them. I was just saying that once you get used to them they can be pretty tasty. I used to hate cauliflower but anything is good with garlic and parmesian cheese (:

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picturescrazy 24

I always dump those out. I hate all vegetables.

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BAxSoulCity 1

last time i checked, those were real vegetables

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Valdrek 26

Haha hey at least your standing up for something. You should have roasted root vegetables omnomnom.

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alaskanhybrid 5

You know if you actually ate real vegetables you would not have had to make a FML, embarrassing yourself.

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yaoifreak 8

Who cares if u don't eat veggies I know I'm a meat eater .......heh that sounded pervy

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lovestheglitter 0

I don't get this

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