Miscellaneous: Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's...

By Anonymous - 30/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's trip to Disney World. I noticed that in the pictures I took of them in front of the big castle at Magic Kingdom, my wife and son were standing a few feet away from a man who was touching himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 456

You deserved it 4 040

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 387

You deserved it 65 577

By PictureLess - 10/01/2010 17:14 - United States

Today, I got home from a family trip to Disney World. I had taken nearly 300 photos of our trip on my new digital camera. As our car pulled into the driveway, I was using my camera to try to delete one unflattering shot of me. I accidentally deleted every picture off the memory card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 840

You deserved it 38 212

Happiest place on Earth

By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 598

You deserved it 3 192

By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 05:33

Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 815

You deserved it 12 067

By Pissed - 15/10/2012 19:57 - United States - Newton Center

Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 431

You deserved it 2 527

By unknown - 07/04/2013 04:26 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 796

You deserved it 5 323

Lewd

By Public Indecency - 28/06/2019 20:23

Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 755

You deserved it 518

By EmbarrassedChild - 30/07/2015 23:24 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my father. As we were leaving, he grabbed a baguette, put it by his crotch, and took a picture with his phone. I'm starting to feel like the parent here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 384

You deserved it 1 926

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 525

You deserved it 46 831

By indecentcameraexposure - 05/09/2009 21:14 - Canada

Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 932

You deserved it 48 027

lebreex 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:44

Oh sorry. My bad, I didn't mean to get in your picture.

freshed 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:03

This is where scan and photoshop comes into play. Turn him into Mickey Mouse

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SpeedKing 0

Monday 30 March 2009 17:03

http://failblog.org/2008/12/18/trying-to-look-cool-fail/#comments

Lolrus 0

Monday 30 March 2009 17:27

bahahahahah, # 37, that was great, you made me lol. And so did you, OP, But ya that sucks for you.

TickTockTeeks 0

Monday 30 March 2009 17:47

not really a FML, but still funny as hell! Disney just calls to the creeps.

x0bayby 0

Monday 30 March 2009 17:59

lmfao thats hilarious ........and i thought number 1 was pretty funny

Libbyy 0

Monday 30 March 2009 18:22

I'm sorry but that is funny

Boudica 0

Monday 30 March 2009 18:35

LOL, he deserves to have his picture put on motifaketional.

666midnight 0

Monday 30 March 2009 18:35

was it by any chance one of the people who dress up as disney characters? if so remind me never to go there lol

Jeffo314 0

Monday 30 March 2009 18:43

WISHES!!!

npk1112 0

Monday 30 March 2009 18:43

#40...it's a MAJOR fml..because if the dude was feeling himself up at Disney World, it's likely that he is a pedophile and that he was imagining the OP's kids at the time...majorly majorly ****** up. If I was a parent and I knew a pedophile was getting off on the thought of my kids; well lets just say he'd never be able to get off on anything ever again.