Miscellaneous: Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's...

By Anonymous - 30/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's trip to Disney World. I noticed that in the pictures I took of them in front of the big castle at Magic Kingdom, my wife and son were standing a few feet away from a man who was touching himself. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By PictureLess - 10/01/2010 17:14 - United States

Today, I got home from a family trip to Disney World. I had taken nearly 300 photos of our trip on my new digital camera. As our car pulled into the driveway, I was using my camera to try to delete one unflattering shot of me. I accidentally deleted every picture off the memory card. FML

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By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 05:33

Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML

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By Pissed - 15/10/2012 19:57 - United States - Newton Center

Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML

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By unknown - 07/04/2013 04:26 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML

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By Public Indecency - 28/06/2019 20:23

Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML

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By EmbarrassedChild - 30/07/2015 23:24 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my father. As we were leaving, he grabbed a baguette, put it by his crotch, and took a picture with his phone. I'm starting to feel like the parent here. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

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By indecentcameraexposure - 05/09/2009 21:14 - Canada

Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML

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lebreex 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:44

Oh sorry. My bad, I didn't mean to get in your picture.

freshed 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:03

This is where scan and photoshop comes into play. Turn him into Mickey Mouse

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Bauer_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 13:16

Photobomber FTL.

Emmette 0

Monday 30 March 2009 13:16

Disposable cameras still exist?!

xenomorph 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 0:34

They do. *shocks a metal railing with a disposable camera, producing a 300 V spark*

JanL1993 0

Monday 30 March 2009 13:19

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Thats halarious. Im sure you didn't find it so funny at the time so though.

catalyst980 0

Monday 30 March 2009 13:22

hahaha you should totally post the picture on the internet!!!!

GloomySkyz 0

Monday 30 March 2009 13:37

LOL OMG. Way to ruin a kodak moment

hans12 0

Monday 30 March 2009 13:50

haha dude you were a victim of photobombing

anners 0

Monday 30 March 2009 14:01

LOL! photoshop anyone? :]

skullbashd 3

Sunday 6 June 2010 1:40

a disposable camera so it's only in the already developed pics can't photoshop

Sakeyaki 0

Monday 30 March 2009 14:22

You sure he wasn't just...touching his pants? Rearranging his belt from a weird view? Zipping up?

pokerface1111 0

Monday 30 March 2009 14:23

First of all, it is a theme park, not an amusement park. And I am sure he was doing something else and the picture caught him at the wrong moment.

watupyo 0

Monday 30 March 2009 14:26

That's why you use a digital camera. Gotta crop that shit out.

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