Miscellaneous: Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's...

By Anonymous - 30/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's trip to Disney World. I noticed that in the pictures I took of them in front of the big castle at Magic Kingdom, my wife and son were standing a few feet away from a man who was touching himself. FML

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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By PictureLess - 10/01/2010 17:14 - United States

Today, I got home from a family trip to Disney World. I had taken nearly 300 photos of our trip on my new digital camera. As our car pulled into the driveway, I was using my camera to try to delete one unflattering shot of me. I accidentally deleted every picture off the memory card. FML

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By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 05:33

Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML

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By Pissed - 15/10/2012 19:57 - United States - Newton Center

Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML

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By unknown - 07/04/2013 04:26 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML

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By Public Indecency - 28/06/2019 20:23

Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML

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By EmbarrassedChild - 30/07/2015 23:24 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my father. As we were leaving, he grabbed a baguette, put it by his crotch, and took a picture with his phone. I'm starting to feel like the parent here. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

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By indecentcameraexposure - 05/09/2009 21:14 - Canada

Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML

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lebreex 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:44

Oh sorry. My bad, I didn't mean to get in your picture.

freshed 0

Monday 30 March 2009 10:03

This is where scan and photoshop comes into play. Turn him into Mickey Mouse

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ammali 0

Monday 30 March 2009 14:39

ROFL... oh man, that's rough. But some of these suggestions are good. Publish it on the net as many places as possible. With any luck someone will recognise him and then he'll be embarrassed. As anybody touching themselves in public (in a little kids' park no less) should be.

xx0909xx 0

Monday 30 March 2009 14:42

this isn't really FML at all. it just sucks a lot.

null_fml 11

Monday 30 March 2009 15:12

I agree with #29. But if it's absolutely, irrefutably, a sexual act... in public... at Disney World where there are huge amounts of kids... Personally I'd scan it in, blur/blot out the faces of your family, and e-mail it to whichever police department over that region. They might want to keep their eye on him. If he can't control himself to that point already, his judgment may lapse even further and into something worse in the future.

deabruzo 0

Monday 30 March 2009 15:13

I agree with the digital camera people. You can get one for less than the cost of one day of that vacation for just one person. YDI.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Monday 30 March 2009 15:38

Yes great idea, put it all over the internet so that in a few years your kid will find it on some forum....

notmuch 0

Monday 30 March 2009 15:47

Was it Michael Jackson?

DoGeeseSeeGod 0

Monday 30 March 2009 15:50

Not that I want to see some guy touching himself, but I will photoshop the guy out of it for you, for free.

Katee_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:35

I would actually really like to see this pic.. lol

mrcarmine 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:42

yeah #1 you are pretty ridic... maybe they have a really nice one and didn't want to risk losing it on a hectic vacation. but i don't really see how this is an amazing enough FML to have made it through the filtering process. i've seen better ones in moderating that didn't make it through...

Carribu 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:54

lmao @ #s 11, 12, and 14 #1 is an idiot. but yeah. disney attracts pedophiles. little children running around and having fun, smiling and laughing. pedobear would have a field day.