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By BadStuden - 05/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML

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By Brittany - 01/03/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By lauren555 - 27/03/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML

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By Mee - 05/10/2009 10:49 - Kuwait

Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML

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By FUKDOUG - 15/01/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I was trying to finish an English assignment and I was not sure how to complete it, so I emailed my teacher to ask her for help. She told me to… flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 04:00

Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML

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By copycat - 19/03/2015 05:05 - United States - Norco

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

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By F- Forever - 03/10/2017 16:00

Today, out of spite, I wrote "Ms. Piggy" instead of my professor's actual name in the heading of my essay. Guess what I forgot to do before turning it in. FML

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By Busted - 12/01/2010 21:05 - United States

Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML

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By ihavepinkbackpac - 28/02/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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Monday 5 October 2009 9:53

Tell her it's a typo?

Poppycorn22 0

Monday 5 October 2009 9:48

Haha, I've given projects funny names before but YDI for giving a file on your computer that vile of a name.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 5 October 2009 10:51

Hopefully she gives you an "F" for your "F"s. Mainly because that's an awfully lame way to reduce homework boredom.

MimiKnox 0

Monday 5 October 2009 10:59

Ohhh hahaha...that's totally something i'd do!! But not the part where you forgot to check before emailing.

RFreedom 0

Monday 5 October 2009 11:53

im wit u fyl

nzl_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 12:02

You forgot something... F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher by a Dumbf***

shanisdaman 0

Monday 5 October 2009 15:04

ur a gun man ROFL

Malnutrition 0

Monday 5 October 2009 12:03

I guess he deserves it, but I've done that plenty of times. Luckily, I have cool teachers.

brain_amputee 0

Monday 5 October 2009 12:31

Why was the fml before this one deleted

jdog69 0

Monday 5 October 2009 13:27

I hope you're being deliberately provocative

christen09 8

Monday 5 October 2009 14:36

that sounds like something i would say

aslate 0

Monday 5 October 2009 14:39

sadly, i have done this

youKnowBetter 0

Monday 5 October 2009 14:45

Tell her a sibling changed it.

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