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If you don't have the ovaries to tell a guy you only like him as a friend, you deserve ill consequences. Seriously, woman up. That said, what kind of person is your best friend that she would punch a guy?
**** his life. "Today the girl I licked rejected me by getting her friend to punch me in the face, FML." I think he deserves an apology/explanation.
I don't know if some guy licked me I'd probably punch him too
you deserve it and don't deserve him as a friend if you couldn't show enough maturity to handle things yourself.
Your best friend is awesome
Age check? Above 12, and this is cowardice on OP's part, and felonious assault on mentally unhinged friend's.
On one hand you should have done it on your own, so YDI, but on the other hand, that is far worse than could be reasonably predicted, so FYL.
Well done, just well frickin' done A+
"Today, I found out that apparently my crush's way of saying she doesn't like me is to tell her best friend to tell me to '**** off' and then punch me in the face. FML."
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At least you know if a guy ever tries to do something... unsavory... to you, she will kick his ass
I would hate to see what she would do if a guy DIDN'T like you