Miscellaneous: Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me...

By ShouldHaveDoneItMyself - 05/07/2016 17:04 - Sudan

Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2017 03:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 639

Rom-com

By Anonymous - 15/10/2020 11:02

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML

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By britt71411 - 13/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

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Take the L

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 17:02

Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML

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By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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By crap - 07/03/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML

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SecundusSecunda 27

Wednesday 6 July 2016 7:27

At least you know if a guy ever tries to do something... unsavory... to you, she will kick his ass

jow96 17

Wednesday 6 July 2016 7:31

I would hate to see what she would do if a guy DIDN'T like you

Comments

Sunflora219 26

Wednesday 6 July 2016 8:07

Love kills

Ise_fml 6

Wednesday 6 July 2016 8:40

Your username speaks the truth. It's not F* YOUR life, but his. Hope you learned from this

Dakota1458 11

Wednesday 6 July 2016 8:48

Lol he turns around, I've never hit a girl but I will start with you

factoryslavejg 4

Wednesday 6 July 2016 8:59

Your friends a bad person

withered 30

Wednesday 6 July 2016 9:00

I think you should apologize to him and explain the situation.

Catdragon 40

Wednesday 6 July 2016 9:01

you're just leading him on like that. it's better to crush him now before he gets his feelings to deep. trust me it's better that way

BoxFullOfLazy 25

Wednesday 6 July 2016 9:03

I see we have some folks here who don't much care for Nazareth.

kitsuneluvuh 12

Wednesday 6 July 2016 9:16

Like. You really should have confronted him yourself. But your friend sounds awesome. If maybe in need of anger management therapy...

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 6 July 2016 10:38

Her friend is a violent idiot. That is not awesome.

anonymoususer070 17

Wednesday 6 July 2016 9:22

Are you in elementary school? I know it sucks to hurt someone's feelings but to have someone else do it, imagine how he felt since you couldn't even tell him yourself after he had the courage to tell you. It's your own fault, you didn't get your feelings hurt since you didn't even take responsibility for how you feel. Eff his life.