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By mee - 08/09/2012 22:39 - United States

Today, I discovered a large and somewhat disturbing whitehead inside my ear crevice. Apparently it's been there for a while, because everyone at work has nicknamed it Hugo. FML
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tne201992 12

I wonder why they named it Hugo? Of all names!

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TheMathMajor 26

I had a zit in my ear once. Those things are painful, I don't know how you didn't notice it XD

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Kyle225 3

Your coworkers has a good taste with names.

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

I don't undertand why EVERYONE at your work knows more about your whithead than you do. Don't you clean out your earwax? : /

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Harpy20 24

Can only imagine how gross it looked. Pretty sure I would set fire to my ear if I found something like that...

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Well that would be a bit of an over reaction... "I have a pimple, anyone have some lighter fluid?"

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andiewithlove 21

What zit to them? I'd yell at them to mind their own business! Give em an earful! There Hugo, there's my advice. *crickets* Thank you thank you!:D Q-tip your waitress!

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kyat288 9

You do realize once somethings given a name, others become attached to it... You musn't pop him!

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Weezi24 2

That reminds me of a Family Guy episode. When Chris had a mean zit?

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dacuar 0

You're a nasty person. Clean your act up. Loser.

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

Having a whitehead has nothing to do with personal hygiene. You can be the cleanest person in the world and still have zits because of how sensitive your skin is and how it reacts to foreign substances.

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mpalmiter 0

#42 The reason I said it's disgusting is because it obviously went unnoticed for a while in order for it to grow that big. If OP were cleaning his ears daily he would have noticed it.

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TheMathMajor 26

Who the **** cleans their ears daily?? That's not healthy, Q-tips only push your earwax deeper into the ear canal and can cause infections or damage to the eardrum. So you are more discussing for cleaning your ears than just leaving the wax there. The wax is actually part of your immune system, it keeps bacteria from getting in.

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mpalmiter 0

I never put q-tips in my ear canal. I never said I did. You assumed. You need to learn how to read and while you're at it, read a book on hygiene so you can learn proper ear care. There's no need to put anything in your ear canal. I'd hate to see your ears.

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TheMathMajor 26

Where did you learn this "proper ear care,"? Earwax is there to protect the ear canal and keep it clean, you aren't supposed to remove it. What else could you mean by cleaning out your ears? Even if you don't use a Q-tip, you risk pushing the wax back with anything you shove up there.

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mpalmiter 0

I mean wiping them out with a cloth. That should be done everyday to wipe out any soap or shampoo that got in there. I agree with you about not removing ear wax (unless your ear is plugged)

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