Sleep and Injury: Clipper time

Clipper time

By azurekitten - 07/06/2021 07:59

Today, I once again woke up to find a huge gash on the back of my foot with blood pouring out. Turns out, I scratched it with my other toenail in my sleep. This is the ninth time this has happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML

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By sashimi9999 - 07/02/2014 01:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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Freaky

By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 20:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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By Ringo McDingo - 26/03/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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Panic!

By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

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ajsz051 3

Monday 7 June 2021 11:27

Cut and file your toenails, not that hard. YDI

sarsuela 29

Monday 7 June 2021 8:31

Ninth time? This one's on you.

Comments

sarsuela 29

Monday 7 June 2021 8:31

Ninth time? This one's on you.

debbyman13 21

Monday 7 June 2021 9:46

Sleep with socks on

ajsz051 3

Monday 7 June 2021 11:27

Cut and file your toenails, not that hard. YDI

MidnaLink 33

Monday 7 June 2021 15:53

Cut them? They aren't of any real use anyway.

Sweetie 5

Tuesday 8 June 2021 1:16

You don't know that He might be using them to climb trees 🤣🤣🤣

ropoa 11

Monday 7 June 2021 20:57

Here's one for you. How about clipping the sasquatch nails?

debbyman13 21

Tuesday 8 June 2021 7:00

Sleep with socks on

Annies 17

Tuesday 8 June 2021 8:42

op here. i clip my toenails every day. and I do mean every. single. day. they just grow back extremely fast.

Annies 17

Thursday 10 June 2021 0:09

why?

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Thursday 10 June 2021 20:24

Because it's not the same account or username you dope. If you cut your toenails every night before bed there's no possible way they grew back long enough to gouge you in 8-10 hours. Also it takes time for them to sharpen, even if they could grow back that fast they wouldn't be sharpened.

Yvonne Rose 4

Thursday 10 June 2021 12:56

Maybe you should cut your toenails??

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 16 June 2021 2:14

For God's sake, cut your damn toenails. It's not hard. Having toenails that long is disgusting. How do you even put on shoes and socks if they're to the point that they're giving you bleeding wounds in your sleep?