By krushr - 23/01/2011 05:32 - Canada

Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML
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UpsidedownKayak 9

Anti-peasents? That's what is wrong with this kingdom, there are too many peasants. We need to find ways to motivate them to grow and harvest food more efficiently. The floggings are just not working like they used to do. That way we can increase our manpower for the construction of the castle. I would like it to be completed in thirty years so I can use the money left over for the training of knights. We also need to widen the forest by the road so there is safe passage through Sherwood Forest.

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alwa7sh 2

Apparently they are the only ones keeping you company in bed.

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CaptnNorway 10

Just sleep on the floor for a night/stay up all night gameing and leave the matress outside. kills all of those pesky insects.

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kitty888 4

They have spray to kill them...

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showgirl10 3

diatomaceous earth. not sure if that's spelled correctly. it is a natural way to kill bed bugs. but don't put it on too thick or they won't walk through it.

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jbrister111 14

wash your sheets every day and vacuum your mattress. it helped me when I got them.

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dccomics94 12

Better get used to the floor then man. That sucks.

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Poro_fml 12

Those are nasty buggers! If you haven't already, try washing your sheets and cleaning out your room really, really well. I found mine early and got rid of them that way.

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mainergirl90 4

They sell sprays for that for $5 at Walmart!

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Solano2580 24

Don't be a pansy dude, just sleep on the floor, it is surprisingly comfortable :D

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