Love: Today I was really hitting it off with my blind date and was...

By Anonymous - 04/12/2018 14:00

Today I was really hitting it off with my blind date and was eager to arrange a second date. I gave him my number and he decided to call my phone so I could save his number. My phone didn’t ring. He got upset because he thought I gave him a fake number and stormed off. The battery was dead. FML

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You deserved it 448

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By coveholli - 15/11/2014 14:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

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You deserved it 3 197

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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You deserved it 142

By single - 20/10/2013 23:21 - United States

Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML

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You deserved it 3 702

Dash and dine

By Anonymous - 06/09/2020 16:01 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML

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You deserved it 139

By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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You deserved it 2 653

By shinoza - 13/02/2009 15:02 - Malaysia

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

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You deserved it 8 384

By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 16:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML

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By sucker - 07/09/2019 17:01 - United States - Duluth

Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML

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You deserved it 2 538

By hhhhhhhpeterwut - 19/02/2013 03:21 - United States - Bethesda

Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML

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You deserved it 54 816

TumblrweedPasses 11

Tuesday 4 December 2018 14:21

It could be for the best But it also could be him being hurt from potentially being lied to (this mightve happened to him in the past) Charge your phone and it should show his number when he tried to call Then text or call him and explain if you're still interest in him

onceuponatime456 16

Tuesday 4 December 2018 16:34

If he has that short a temper and is that immature, you are better off not knowing him! This is NOT an FML, it is dodging a bullet!

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TumblrweedPasses 11

Tuesday 4 December 2018 14:21

bass_ftp 12

Tuesday 4 December 2018 18:01

Doesn’t matter if he got hurt or not, if he reacts in such an immature way he’s not ready to be in a mature relationship.

Anofor 2

Tuesday 4 December 2018 14:56

Bullet dodged.

Lukr 8

Tuesday 4 December 2018 15:26

You should see his number though, so you can call him and try to explain the situation

fjvitt 14

Tuesday 4 December 2018 15:31

Something makes me think it wasn’t the first time he’s gotten a false number...best to steer clear...

onceuponatime456 16

Tuesday 4 December 2018 16:34

If he has that short a temper and is that immature, you are better off not knowing him! This is NOT an FML, it is dodging a bullet!

Eivana 37

Tuesday 4 December 2018 23:26

I would have just texted him from the missed call once my phone charges. I would have said something along the lines of, "Hey it's me, asshole."

anayanci1 6

Wednesday 5 December 2018 0:50

Then he’ll write an fml about how his blind date gave him a fake number

ffa_girl06 3

Wednesday 5 December 2018 1:29

This makes me cringe. ALWAYS make sure your phone is fully charged when going on a blind date. You never know what's going to happen. Females and males both should always have a charged phone. Based on the guys reaction, thank God all he did was storm off. You can never be to cautious when meeting a stranger.