Animals: Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep...

FML for mobile
Free

By krushr - 23/01/2011 05:32 - Canada

Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 323

You deserved it 5 348

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By fml - 21/02/2015 02:54 - United States - Denver

Today, three days after finally having a bed to sleep on, I woke up with multiple bedbug bites. I can't use my blankets, wear any of my clothes and it's back to sleeping on the floor for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 394

You deserved it 2 632

By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 655

You deserved it 6 003

By Sarah Ellsberry - 13/09/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend and I moved back in after over a month of couch hopping and $2,000 of heat and chemical treatments for a chronic bedbug issue. I just found bedbugs on my legs. We've used all our favors and have nowhere to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 129

You deserved it 295

By Juanald - 05/11/2017 05:00

Today, after being moved to three different employer-provided apartments because they all had mold and electrical problems, I requested a bigger bed. The bed they delivered had bedbugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 679

You deserved it 384

Horrible little things

By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 02:01 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 921

You deserved it 81

Don't let 'em bite

By thisentiretime... - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Morristown

Today, I found out that my recurring acne is actually bedbug bites. I have wasted about a hundred dollars on acne cream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 681

You deserved it 7 718

By SimpleSadie - 22/04/2017 16:00

Today, after finally going to therapy for anxiety like everyone wanted, I discovered the itching feeling that kept me awake at night was actually caused by a bedbug infestation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 698

You deserved it 486

By Elgrin - 17/06/2016 18:03 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 891

You deserved it 1 439

By Disgusted - 04/02/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 259

You deserved it 10 762

Invaded

By icanteven - 12/09/2013 01:12 - United States - Florence

Today, one of my employees called in after his 8-hour shift, explaining that he had bed bugs at home, found one on his shirt, and thinks they are in the store. I own a mattress shop. They'd spread. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 954

You deserved it 2 939

UpsidedownKayak 9

Sunday 23 January 2011 13:34

Anti-peasents? That's what is wrong with this kingdom, there are too many peasants. We need to find ways to motivate them to grow and harvest food more efficiently. The floggings are just not working like they used to do. That way we can increase our manpower for the construction of the castle. I would like it to be completed in thirty years so I can use the money left over for the training of knights. We also need to widen the forest by the road so there is safe passage through Sherwood Forest.

alwa7sh 2

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:21

Apparently they are the only ones keeping you company in bed.

Comments

7g23 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:52

Don't sleep on that mattress, sleep on something else, anything else.

Dead_damion 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:55

I guess in your case the bed bugs do bite, but seriously that sucks FYL

sappel 4

Monday 24 January 2011 12:39

they're hard to kill..they're like cockroaches.. they lay eggs and multiply quickly and they are in ur walls, the mattress and box spring, they're on anything wood. and they can transfer from house to house..

TwoZeroOZ 2

Monday 24 January 2011 21:08

Ew dumb girls are so gross?

sappel 4

Monday 24 January 2011 12:41

get a futon..they're pretty cheap..and hard for bed bugs to hide..but u gotta spray ur room first before u put a new bed in there.

slap_u_much 6

Monday 24 January 2011 13:43

just throw it away before ur whole hpuse gets infested. but a futon and sleep on the floor while u save money on a matress. Don't hurt urself anymore k

candyshop14 0

Monday 24 January 2011 14:11

Ew wash your sheets much?

duan 2

Monday 24 January 2011 17:18

there r some sprays that kill bed bugs so u can buy those n still keep ur matress

ManicGypsy 22

Monday 24 January 2011 19:43

Ok, here is what you need to do. Go buy a mattress cover for your bed, plastic or rubber with zipper. Buy a whole bunch of rubbing alcohol. Spray the mattress down with the alcohol then put the mattress cover on it. Spray all the cloth in your house with rubbing alcohol, then call your landlord if you have one and tell them to treat it for bedbugs.