By Ohgreat - 17/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML
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mrbattleman 10

YDI idiot also, you don't have your own phone to pretend to talk to someone with? that makes me think you're, like, 12 or under which makes it less of a big deal

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Emperor_Jim 0

You superficial bitch. He's better off without you.

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katiegason 0

lol at #20 duuuhhhhhhh to add up the cost of the meals?

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Shaggy_92 5

wow. that's ******* funny

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sagejule99 0

no tip for the waiter

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dakins 0

sucks but hey there's more embarrassing things :) laugh it off and move passed it. now ur freed up 2 find a new guy focus on that.

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lizzard01 4

No wonder he dumped you, you try to make him jealous by talking to nobody. If I wa a guy I'd dump you too.

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itzgiimo 1

ydi for faking having a boyfriend an having to use your moms phone. are you like 8. also the calculator part just says you're an idiot.

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apineapple 40

Only an idiot would try to look cool in front of an ex. just move on

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trumpet27 1

I would have most likely left the restaurant or go to the bathroom or something. Good luck.

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