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By Ohgreat - 17/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML
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mrbattleman 10

YDI idiot also, you don't have your own phone to pretend to talk to someone with? that makes me think you're, like, 12 or under which makes it less of a big deal

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smith314 0

idjet I did that with my calculator on purpose

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4ube_fml 6

Why would you care if your ex knows (or not) that you're single (or not) ? It's called EX for a reason.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

For some reason a ton of comments have been disappearing in a bunch of FMLs. :[ ManUpFucker's comment and my reply vanished.

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luvbird1 0

smart 1 swifty!!!!! :p

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nena2174 0

To all of you who stated "We saw an identical FML last week", FYL for being such lifeless losers LMFAO

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Subjectzero 0

you are an insecure twat and youbdeserve all the embarassment from that.

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Red_Dawn 0

Why do women do this? It just blows my mind. Ladies, if we're out with our *new* girlfriend, leave us the hell alone. We didn't go out to make you jealous. We went out together to do stuff with each other. Not to watch you flip out and prance around trying to make us jealous. We are no longer with you, therefore, we usually don't care that you are there. Stop trying to make us jealous and move on with your life. Stop acting childish.

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BlackScorpionAng 0

No kidding...but I've seen guys do this crap too. ....try to make their ex jealous, it's not a gender issue, it's just that some people aren't mature enough to get over the fact that the relationship is over and move on. Typically the whole game playing mindset "I'm going to make you jealous now" was what sank the relationship to begin with...they played head games and were always doing retarded shit in the relationship. So seeing them at some party attempting to make me jealous with another person just makes me want to puke and be even more grateful I got out of the relationship with the head game player. Seeing that kind of shit makes me feel repulsed by them even more... and not at all jealous.

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ManUpFucker 0

I am sorry but I lol'd at "sink the relationship." Now I keep thinking what the **** were they doing on the Relation Ship and why did it sink?

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Witchcraft_fml 4

While it bugs me that you're grouping together everyone who acts like that and labeling them "females", it really would be sadly pathetic to see an ex flailing around trying to look cool. Last year I saw my ex-boyfriend that I'd previously been with for two years at the movies with his new girlfriend. I just smiled and waved hello. No flipping out, no grabbing the nearest guy for an intense jealousy-spurred make-out session, no talking and giggling loudly into my phone to nobody.

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madaddicted 0

LOL wtf? how'd you get into the calculator on your phone? you really didn't have to do the new boyfriend thingy. it doesn't matter. yeah.. i sorta agree with the other guys, just ignore them. I mean, you don't have to be in a relationship every second of your life. it doesn't matter if they notice you, so what if your single now? Btw there must have been something wrong with you, thats probably why he broke up with you.

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