really 13? he loves her enough to want to marry her but doesn't want to admit to anyone they're more than friends? If he can't even admit he's with her? why even plan the life long commitment?

You should be proud.

Congratulations!! -Hand's you a Golden Globe and a check for $1,000,000-.

your SO cool.

iiCaptain - you my friend have an awesome dog!!

iiCaptain: Idiot.

Cynthia, "you're" the one who misspelled something someone in elementary school would have spelled correctly.

*spelt Tsk tsk, Steph! :D

Aria, not that I don't agree with you, but spelled is correct. Only some countries use spelt. Most of the US uses spelled. Also 82, you're an idiot for attempting to use my word and for mistaking you're with your.

Facepalm. Sarcasm, Precious! :P

Last time I'm trying. Damn comment bug. I think I said: ah you're a bloody wanker too! Here I was... thinking you were out of your mind; for bollocks sake. Hint at it next time so I won't look like so much of a knob. :P

Okay, so its a common mistake and everybody jumps on it. Grow the **** up

It's not as common as you'd think. Admit your failure and move on, child.

Make sure the ring is expensive.

Why would she dump him if he has a huge dick?!

Because dick size isn't everything in a relationship.

Just a joke 53.

Smart ass answer = smart ass reply.

Why do you take this shit so serious?

*facepalm* Just because I don't sprinkle my comments with "LOL", "haha", or any smiley emoticons, does not mean I'm totally serious.

You've got it all wrong, Boners. Just because I believe you're wrong most of the time (and looking back on most of your posts, you were wrong...) doesn't mean I believe everyone is wrong. I do not take everything seriously, contrary to popular belief and will admit when I'm wrong, as you have yet to see.

And we've yet to see it because in your mind you're never wrong. Also, "Dick size isn't everything in a relationship," sounds pretty serious to me. He made a joke, and you responded all serious-like.

It's all a matter of interpretation. I know how I said it and what emotions were present at the time. You do not. Either you read it wrong or I worded it wrong. Once again, I do admit WHEN I am wrong. Clearly you've missed that part too. Boner dude has yet to see it because every post I've corrected because he's been WRONG. I have posted many times on here, and several of them have admitted when I was wrong. Go back and read; there's a recent FML where I admitted it. /serious post

Edit: I was also referring to him only, not you collectively.

#98 he's is wrong?

This chick worries me =

122 - Good. My work here is done. Apologies for the rant; clearly there are just too many morons on here. I was under the weather with a cold and didn't word my -read: humorous- response well.

opps to #21

the girl should just give the guy a *******

"If you're his girlfriend but you haven't met any of his friends, you're not his girlfriend!" -- No Sex (In the Champagne Room)

The best wording of the situation #70

Chris Rock to the rescuuuueee