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By skyhigh - 13/01/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

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By noeducation - 27/08/2009 09:16 - Canada

Today, I found out why my parents have been trying to convince me not to go to college this year. I also found out where the $20,000 they just spent on landscaping came from. My college fund. Which is now $0. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 05:38

Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML

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By armenta427 - 07/10/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML

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Poof, gone!

By Me - 12/09/2011 07:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML

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Boozehound

By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 17:02

Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML

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You deserved it 104

Thievery

By ExtemelyBroke - 06/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML

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By future burger flipper - 03/06/2013 19:22 - United States - Whitewater

Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

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Pump and dump

By Anonymous - 07/05/2017 20:00

Today, I learned that my dad invested my entire college fund into some shady internet stock, despite my dire warnings about being careful. He told me not to worry as he'd done some research, and he guaranteed everything would be fine. Two hours later that same stock dropped almost 75%. FML

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You deserved it 430

By FuckedOver - 14/01/2016 14:31 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML

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You deserved it 1 603

By thanxguys - 17/03/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I discovered that when my parents offered to help me pay for college, what they really meant is they would get the forms for me to apply for student loans. FML

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Thursday 13 January 2011 12:06

Just remember, you get to pick their nursing home.

MacdaddyMaddy 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 12:05

pay them back by burning their cars to ashes, "2012 will happen soon, we need too save money on gas so I can go to college."

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ghettoredneck 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 21:34

Umm, I'm sure whatever mayan guy who was in charge of making the calendar wayyy back in the day got bored of it and stopped at that date, ya knoww??? No one thinks of that.

MinnieMouse1718 0

Monday 17 January 2011 22:40

Ouch, FYL! I'm glad, because my parents would never do that.

Flying_chicken 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 0:41

No offence but, are your parents rednecks?

RAULFML6_6 10

Tuesday 18 January 2011 5:50

you have some stupid ass parents, I know how you feel. ps. 2012 isn't going to happen!

candiecane 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:51

WOW

bestiebabes_jes 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 20:20

oh man that sucks kid

cheetolover 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 3:25

salllt .

savbabesparkel 0

Friday 28 January 2011 2:37

omg WTF r they frekin retarded that's BS!! you here me tell them to return everything!!

Life_sucks_13 6

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:47

actually the mayans didn't say anything. the calendar ended because they ran out of room!

Doublefine 2

Saturday 19 February 2011 23:10

Just get them back by not paying for their nursing home when it's their time. Jesus, I can't believe anyone could be so stupid as those parents.

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