Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore...

By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 14:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML

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By Fluffyman - 10/08/2019 04:00

Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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By middleagednurse - 14/01/2015 17:49 - United States - Miami

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:50 - Canada - London

Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML

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Encouragement

By gretel - 16/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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Growing pains

By mirie - 20/05/2021 08:01

Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML

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By this sucks - 05/08/2013 04:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, after gaining all the weight back that I had lost after my first marriage, I realized that the only thing that fits me now is my wedding ring. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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blueeyedwolf 10

Friday 25 February 2011 18:58

If you are busting at the seams of said clothes, I don't think it's safe to say they fit...

sweet_candy_ 17

Friday 25 February 2011 19:06

Why do people keep their high school clothes? Eventually it will lead to disappointment.

Comments

chasin_butterfli 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 12:05

I'm not bragging, but I can still fit into the same earrings I wore in high school.

sky22_fml 7

Saturday 26 February 2011 16:16

AND why exactly do you still have clothes from hs? lol

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 26 February 2011 16:43

In all fairness, you shouldn't have ever invested in a party dress made of intestines.

marc_with_a_c 3

Saturday 26 February 2011 18:30

Fitting in , and looking good in, are two different things..

atomicmrpelly 2

Saturday 26 February 2011 21:52

The **** is wrong with women, why were you trying to put on such old clothes, how do you even still have them?!!?

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 27 February 2011 3:31

Maybe he was trying to say "you look delicious!"

dorktastic09 0

Monday 28 February 2011 7:44

honestly op if I were I'd slap your husband. keep losing weight and feel good about yourself.

autumn88_fml_fml 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 7:22

You may be able to squeeze into them but that doesn't mean they fit you lol sorry op.

alsgirl 24

Friday 13 January 2012 12:34

True that

hansenisabelle 0

Monday 2 May 2011 6:56

I don't understand why you still have clothes from highschool........

sdmf6247 0

Friday 10 June 2011 1:57

You think that's bad? A few weeks ago my dad sent me some pics of me riding a lamma in a star wars shirt from the 4th grade. looked familiar, went to the closet and sure enough, shirt was hanging up next to my ACU's. I'm 24 now. it still fits.