Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore...

By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 14:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML

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By Fluffyman - 10/08/2019 04:00

Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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By middleagednurse - 14/01/2015 17:49 - United States - Miami

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:50 - Canada - London

Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML

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Encouragement

By gretel - 16/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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Growing pains

By mirie - 20/05/2021 08:01

Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML

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By this sucks - 05/08/2013 04:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, after gaining all the weight back that I had lost after my first marriage, I realized that the only thing that fits me now is my wedding ring. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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blueeyedwolf 10

Friday 25 February 2011 18:58

If you are busting at the seams of said clothes, I don't think it's safe to say they fit...

sweet_candy_ 17

Friday 25 February 2011 19:06

Why do people keep their high school clothes? Eventually it will lead to disappointment.

Comments

smokindagoo 0

Friday 25 February 2011 21:39

lol your idea of "fit" is a little more different then most i guess. did it fit like in the fat chick with the belly shirt kinda fit?

Brittany0989 0

Friday 25 February 2011 21:49

Just because it zips doesn't mean it fits.

MoreLemonPledge 0

Friday 25 February 2011 22:08

you kinda look like my Spanish teacher

FriskyCoconut 0

Friday 25 February 2011 23:15

just because you can fit into them doesn't mean they still fit. squeezing into clothes doesn't equal fitting.

DocBastard 38

Friday 25 February 2011 23:17

How many pounds ago did you graduate? Er, I mean years... No, I meant pounds.

DoesUntoOthers 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 0:44

This would go either way, if you really looked that way, then you deserved it. Nothing worse than people squeezing in clothes that don't actually fit. If you fit them fine then fyl for having a jerk husband. But I doubt that is the case unless your husband is a real douche.

sallen0046 4

Saturday 26 February 2011 1:46

Unless you have serious problems with your eye sight, you should not have to be told that you look like a sausage in clothes that do not fit. Just because you can squeeze yourself into something doesn't mean that it actually fits. If you're married, you're probably too old to be wearing clothes you would have worn in high school anyway.