By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 14:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 232
You deserved it 11 106

Same thing different taste

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blueeyedwolf 10

If you are busting at the seams of said clothes, I don't think it's safe to say they fit...

Why do people keep their high school clothes? Eventually it will lead to disappointment.

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apparently your definition of fit is a little off

OP, if you're old enough to be married, it might be a little weird to still be the same size that you were in high school anyway (I suppose that depends on how small you were in high school). Personally, I wouldn't want to be the same size that I was in high school. I'd just barely hit puberty and was often told that I had the figure of a 12 year old boy...So no thanks!

SirEBC 7

It's okay! There are millions of people who loathe over the figure of a twelve year old boy. Just look at all of Justin Bieber's fans. Oh, wait, never mind. He has the figure of a twelve year old girl.

Hmm. That doesn't reassure me very much. I don't think I want a bod that resembles Bieber's. :P

ktdad07 0

Loathe? Are you sure about that?

SirEBC 7

WHOOPS. I obviously didn't know the meaning of that word. *obsess Thank you, my good man, and congratulations on identifying an error I made because you're angry that I slammed you in an above post. *Walks away in slow motion as things explode behind me*

ktdad07 0

Oh come on man, I'm not that petty. ******* redemption!

SirEBC 7

Dude..I already walked away in slow motion. WTF. -_-

omgcookeys 15

I'm a 12 year old girl, and yeah, he's pretty much the same shape and size as me....

HarlemzAngelita 0

how long did it take u to put those jeans on? ahhhaaahaaa

Just because it "fits" doesn't mean it looks good.

Maybe you should get rid of those clothes and go buy some flattering,sexy new clothes......

10 more lbs before the really fit probably. Get on the slimfast drinks and snacks and eat a small healthy dinner for the next 3-4 weeks, THEN they will fit! Just in time for warmer weather!

if it helps: you probably looked that way too, when you were in high school. If you didn't notice yourself, you might not have noticed it years before