Kids: Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been...

By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 23:02 - United States - Queen Creek

Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML

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Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

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By OhGreat - 30/04/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

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By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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By thebeachisthatway - 22/10/2012 18:56 - United States - Worcester

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 06:00

Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML

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By Whatdididowrong? - 10/05/2011 05:18

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 20:42 - United States - Lombard

Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML

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Saturday 6 October 2012 5:41

A dollar each? Sounds like you have some work to do.

CountMango 5

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:41

And that's why you take better care to hide things like that...

Comments

Cashtangoteam 10

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:51

A kids gotta make money in this economy

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:51

What's really important here is finding out how much he's made. Hey, ya never know- the kid could be funding your future retirement fund. ;)

BubbaD123 5

Saturday 6 October 2012 6:48

Or he might try to hoe her out lol

paaronoid 4

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:52

Pictures of your naked body are only worth $1? FYL, OP. :(

andiewithlove 21

Saturday 6 October 2012 6:15

Suggestive doesn't necessarily mean nude.

ICastillo 24

Saturday 6 October 2012 5:53

You must be a milf for the kids to be buying them I guess that's a positive.

ruabadfishtoo 0

Saturday 6 October 2012 6:56

hmmm or it may be that it's pics of her naked?

ICastillo 24

Saturday 6 October 2012 8:06

Hmmm good point any naked woman at that age would be awesome

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Saturday 6 October 2012 13:53

Did it ever say that she was naked? It said suggestive photos- wouldn't naked be past the point of just being suggesting something about the picture? I guess she might have been naked, but I didn't really interpret it that way.