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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

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By Elgrin - 17/06/2016 18:03 - United States - Fort Worth

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Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 04:10 - United States - Seattle

Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 02:01 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML

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By Juanald - 05/11/2017 05:00

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dukain94 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:18

Pics or it didn't happen.

thinmint 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:36

"pics or it didn't happen?" oh yeah baby let me see you covered in fleas you sexy mutt!

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catriona_cd 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 5:45

better than crabs??

sumdizzyfoo 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 8:07

HAHA really? SOooo... someones had a flea infestation in a porno thus flea's are extinct...is that your logic on this one?

cinnaluna 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 8:37

0.o

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 9:27

I feel your pain, I'm allergic to those bastards.

Mustardnight 3

Wednesday 23 December 2009 10:18

Isnt everyone allergic to fleas? Lol.

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 11:19

Maybe a flee collar is in order.

me5 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 13:55

I'm naked in bed right now

igroomdogs 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 14:30

you sure they're fleas? or are they Bedbugs?

warrenpeace 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 18:14

Sounds like you gots da crotch rot!

SNOTTYBONES 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 19:58

There are a few things that could happen in the middle of the night that I would not like to be naked when they do. I'm sure if we put our heads together we could come up with a few. Example. The house catching on fire you pass out because of the smoke, they come in to rescue you. Now you are laying on the front lawn in front of all your neighbors butt naked. lol

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