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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 655
You deserved it 6 003

Same thing different taste

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thinmint 0

"pics or it didn't happen?" oh yeah baby let me see you covered in fleas you sexy mutt!

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dude i feel ur pain, i did the same thing except for a whole night :/

BRWNSKINLESBO19 0

dude u have bed bugz soo not cute- thrw that mattress away asap

That shit sucks. My dogs have a few fleas on them, and I let them inside to sit with me once out of the blue. Flea infestation under my computer. All over the legs, those bites are unnatural itchy. No wonder dogs go insane for itching. I brush it with the serrated edge of a knife and it feels so much better. When you've killed them all, they come back two months later when the eggs hatch and get hungry. They're hard to kill, too. Have to crush them against something hard with a knife, or flush them. Don't leave them to drown, they'll just jump out of the water. Sneaky bastards.

whoever says animal fleas don't bite people is full of it, trust me they do, our cats fleas bite us all the time they get in our bed, we have to check our bed all the time, and treat our poor cat all the time

ALEX920 0
raytard0072 0

god, fleas suck i know but that's sad that u dnt c dem on the bed. i no its super hard to find little black thgs crawling all over your bed but still........................