By laundry day again... - 08/09/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
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Welshite 39

Put the rug over the toilet. Problem solved.

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princessbits 17

Maybe you should take him to the doctor to get that checked out?

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Enslaved 36

Night terrors with sleepwalking can be freaky as hell to witness. I hope he can get that under control. **My brother- in- law has that too. When visiting, he slept walked inside my closet and fought my clothes thinking it was a legion of demons.

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HeartOfLead 24

While he's at it, he might as well clean out the skeletons.

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Enslaved 36

"I'm sorry momma! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry; but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet"

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Little4Bear 10

Did he battle the evil Long Sleeve and the demented Levi jeans

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Faff 20

I hope not! people throw away stuff way too easily

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LowExpectations 30

But without that rug he'll run a muck and piss on god knows what.

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NightHawk387 22

If she throws it out, he might just pee on another rug, if you know what I mean.

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Fluffydemise 18

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and..take the rug to the dry cleaners!

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Little4Bear 10

Or make him do it. Better yet, make him buy a new rug because something tells me it's not his first time.

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HeartOfLead 24

At least he probably doesn't sleep talk. I knew someone who insulted people in her sleep. I wouldn't want to clean up shit.

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the_real_dvd 21

Take him to a sleep specialist. This isn't something he has to live with.

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FrankHotpants 31

Could be worst, he could hide your purse in the freezer and the couch cushions in the oven and say creepy things like "the clown has no penis."

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esines 9

Haha nobody gets the stepbrothers reference? Come on, people...

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HeatherFeatherB 31

I only read the comments in search of a Stepbrothers reference.

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Yellow_Fish79 11

There is medication for that, might want to look into it.

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rememberkids 14

after u remortgage the house, dip into savings, and max out the credit card, of course,

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the_real_dvd 21

Generics are about $9 a bottle. If they're in that bad of financial state it might explain his sleep disorder.

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