By laundry day again... - 08/09/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 731
You deserved it 3 538

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Put the rug over the toilet. Problem solved.

Maybe you should take him to the doctor to get that checked out?

Comments

CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

Lock him in your guest bedroom

Grauncho 27

Rub his nose in it next time.

I wish I could meet someone with the same sleep problems as me.

at least he was close, I know someone who was sleep-pissed on by their brother

At least it was on the rug and not on you, and he'll never piss the bed this way! In some ways, it's a plus.

Tonka_Cookie 10

at least he's trying to do it right, even when asleep

Aren't those psych symptoms of sexual abuse?

This FML was already published like a few months ago