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By azarath - 17/12/2018 01:33

Today, I discovered that my daughter’s first grade teacher told her that she’d be doing the world a favor if she committed suicide. I found out because I picked her up and she asked me what ‘suicide’ means. Did I mention she’s six? FML

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Tuesday 18 December 2018 12:27

Ok, OP you need to go to the head right now and don't let your daughter back to school until that teacher is not her teacher anymore, if it happened like you said. Write down everything your daughter said. Talk to the head and head of safeguarding now. Do not wait . good luck

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interesting33 36

Tuesday 18 December 2018 12:27

Ok, OP you need to go to the head right now and don't let your daughter back to school until that teacher is not her teacher anymore, if it happened like you said. Write down everything your daughter said. Talk to the head and head of safeguarding now. Do not wait . good luck

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