By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
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Mr_Chow 5

I guess gangs got hit by the recession too

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Wolveslikepie 4

Haha be happy it wasn't my cousin he does that but fills the guns with piss

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MetallicaRules19 4

Have a ******* cry honestly, "ohhhh i got a little wet instead of dying, bitch bitch bitch, sook sook sook"

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chuckbednarik78 0

I lol'd at that one ^^

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Vash_41288 10

Lol what has the country truly come to when even our criminals have to scale back!

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theten_fml 9

Finally a good comment lol

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enonymous 8

Why can't we all just get along?

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theten_fml 9

Oh yeah? Where I'm from they use real guns.... =[

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krazy_glu3 0

Make a rap song and brag about how you survived a drive-by.

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AnonymousTroll 2

Everyone is a child at heart, even gangsters.

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YoTengoTomatoes 7

But why is op complaining that they used water guns? Shouldn't he be happy they weren't real guns??

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Wolveslikepie 4

Haha be happy it wasn't my cousin he does that but fills the guns with piss

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iam_yummylicious 12

He and his friends probably all combined their piss :D.

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Glockinator 2

Did you seriously just ask someone if they were okay because they got wet?

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phillrust 1

Lmfao you made me laugh so hard I dropped my phone.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

46 - Excellent. Missed the sarcasm, did ya?

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Schnyduh 4

Did they have any water balloons too for grenades?(: haha

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KiddNYC1O 20

Lol. Imagine a Semtex stink bomb stuck on you...

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Schnyduh 4

Hahaha that would stink(; haha see what I did there? ;D

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kickazz16 15

Hey atleast it wasn't a real gun. Lighten up, unless up had to be somewhere lol :)

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ThePokemonMaster 5

Right it wasn't a real gun. It was Squirtle using water gun on op.

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chuckbednarik78 0

Getting wet sucks when it's at the wrong time..

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slushpup9696 12

Yeah, premature ejaculation sucks.

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Vash_41288 10

Could have been worse, they could have also used nerf guns. One in the eye will surely blind you for at least, Least 15 seconds

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cgall123 0

I was arrested for something similar, we were throwing water ballons out the window at ppl and someone called the cops on us I was driving my moms car it was not fun when the police caught us

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Grayscale 9

#8, YDI, you know that people nowadays has cellphones,tablets,notebooks and they're not waterproof, right? To OP, you should never ever go to Thailand :D

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Mr_Chow 5

I guess gangs got hit by the recession too

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varkey 7

Well, at least they weren't real guns? All they did was annoy you, so it doesn't really matter.

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