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By emergency - 25/01/2010 13:32 - Canada

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Today, I discovered that my mom and her disgusting mess of a boyfriend refer to his penis as "the monkey." And she says that I hate him because I'M immature. FML
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Maybe it is called the monkey because it find the way through the forest ?

Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Just refer to the little monkey the same way Tarzan did. Call it cheater, it will drive your mom and her boyfriend nuts.

HalfLit 17

My moms boyfriend has a wife. It could be worse.