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By emergency - 25/01/2010 13:32 - Canada

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Today, I discovered that my mom and her disgusting mess of a boyfriend refer to his penis as "the monkey." And she says that I hate him because I'M immature. FML
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jillz 0

..and how did you discover this? o.O

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sdfan1995 0

is his penis big and hairy and does your mom play with it?

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musicmaniac925 0

I don't quite understand how this is an FML... just don't say anything about monkeys around them

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marcustan 0

i hope the moderators shut this thread soon

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lilbyrd43 0

Is that a Canadian thing?

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your_face 15

Yeaahhhh... but if you use letters in lieu of real words to say you're mature, it's not true.

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Jacobi37 0

lmao thats totally wut im callin mine from now on!!!

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MDNL 0

cloister, that was the best. lmao

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ShadowBitch99 2

If I were you I'd reply this: You know what **** you, your boyfriend, and "The Monkey"!! BTW Thats probably cuz' it might be small and fuzzy, like a monkey. XD

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