By emergency - 25/01/2010 13:32 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I discovered that my mom and her disgusting mess of a boyfriend refer to his penis as "the monkey." And she says that I hate him because I'M immature. FML
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jillz 0

..and how did you discover this? o.O

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KJRx 0

One of my friends calls his 'Ratings Cannon.' go figure.

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perdix 29

Darling, don't you monkey with The Monkey Monkey, Monkey, Monkey Don't you know you're going to Shock The Monkey! Give your mom a car battery and some jumper cables!

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perdix 29

Darling, don't you monkey with The Monkey Monkey, Monkey, Monkey Don't you know you're going to Shock The Monkey! Give your mom a car battery and some jumper cables!

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050294 0

I applaud you, Perdix.

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050294 0

So apparently they can't have any fun and name his penis? And you call him a disgusting mess of a boyfriend and then say "they call ME immature". Looks like they're right - you're an immature, snobby little brat. YDI

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alicia_was_here 3

i agree. maybe if she wrote down legitimate reasons why he is a disgusting mess, then she wouldnt sound so immature.

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Skaternate77 0

haha that sucks threaten your moms boyfriend and tell him to **** off

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fudgnugget 0

I hate ur mom she sux "monkey"

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Squander 3

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!! [Incestrous molestation jokes! Always funny!]

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Mahyar 2

WTF it's probably called the monkey since it's hairy. Just a guess. You need to punch your mom in the nose. : )

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