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By Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2014 16:06 - United States

Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML

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By familyofpsychos - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Elkhorn

Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML

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By szechuansauce - 10/04/2017 20:00

Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML

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By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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Betrayal

By sisterly love - 14/08/2013 21:13 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

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You deserved it 4 162

By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By epiiphany - 16/12/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

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By NoColor - 29/10/2014 13:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML

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By punaise ... - 05/12/2014 02:12 - France - Marchaux

Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML

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FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:11

We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.

nordies4 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:07

what a jerk!!!!! dude I'm sorry

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rock999 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 22:42

what did u do

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Sunday 28 August 2011 6:09

What was said revenge for?

newburton13 26

Thursday 15 March 2012 1:30

For what?

thedimedrl 0

Monday 4 June 2012 21:42

Just claim its a work of art and sell it on Ebay

blink_kid 32

Saturday 23 February 2013 2:10

I like how you conveniently forgot to mention what this revenge was for. Chances are, you deserved it.

ButlerOfChaos 7

Friday 17 May 2013 19:52

Did you cover her room in ketchup?

calbus731 1

Thursday 12 December 2013 23:54

Revenge for what?

Wingman527 22

Wednesday 3 September 2014 4:18

I agree, "for revenge" kind of hints that OP deserved it.

VolcanoTheDragon 20

Wednesday 15 October 2014 21:30

...what's a sharpie?

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 18 March 2015 4:57

Revenge for what?

VinnieAlonzo 11

Thursday 3 September 2015 12:43

Ass Whoppin alert

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