By lonelynessinCA - 14/03/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

op call me! I can hook you up with some shamwows to wipe away you tears. Only $10.99

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

OP, don't listen to 5, I can hook you up with the exact same product for the cheap price of $10.98!

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rciccone 0

I love skittles and Peter griffin heehee...

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WOW_BS 0

There is no easy target for rape. Except women and children.

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insanesna1l 0

I like to make them think they have a sale and then try to get free stuff

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MyDogTastesBad 0

I swear I've read a post very similar to this at least 5-6 times..

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fml_psl 0

I do this when those telemarketers call me more than once. And finally tell them i am not interested. I dont get more calls then

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CTVrhythmguitari 8

lol fail xD I love being alone haha I spend time with people all the time so alone time is kinda nice :D maybe you should go out somewhere and meet people! :D

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syki 22

I though chick, but then I went to his profile. His name's Levi and he likes cute girls. Sorry, Levi. A few more years should fix that problem. :3

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CTVrhythmguitari 8

ahaha it's the hair isn't it? xD I know it's like uber ******* long, I'm getting it cut like next week lol so I'll probably have a not so gay looking pic up then :P xD

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Bobissmall 13

There are some very masculine looking girls out there, and isn't Levi a unisex name?

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goaliemkl123 8

all I know is that I drove the chevi to the Levi but the Levi was dry.

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vsx2000goton 0

44, read Fairy Tail. There's a female character named Levi.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

wow, not one of these responses had anything to do with what the guy said XD

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I can see that #3 is obviously a guy, even with the long hair. :P

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WOW_BS 0

You guys made him feel so self conscious about his looks that he took his picture down lolol

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alexangel33 18

alone is fun better than being with aswholes

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

op call me! I can hook you up with some shamwows to wipe away you tears. Only $10.99

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

OP, don't listen to 5, I can hook you up with the exact same product for the cheap price of $10.98!

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kaileigh10 2

lol. I bet the telemarketer was pissed!!!

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goaliemkl123 8

you've never been lonely before? just because she did something about it doesn't mean she's weird

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BWill9014 4

48 I want you to think about what you just said carefully and then ask yourself if it really made sense

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chosha_fml 26

Try volunteering. You'll help someone and meet people, too.

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gotbiscuits 0

Should have asked them if they were hiring. You'd get to talk to lots of idiots like you for the money, if they hired you.

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