By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
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michelleJ11 25

Sorry, OP. Force him to tell his friends the truth; involve your parents if necessary. That's not okay at all.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Better, call him out on his bullshit. "I'm your step-sister, you moron" would be far more embarrassing for him than "I'm dumping you".

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perdix 29

I hope you mean LATE stepbrother. No, wait, that might be a little harsh for some outlandish bragging.

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

I imagine future bubble baths together are going to be rather awkward.

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TheDrifter 23

Step sisters, no added chance of genetic mutation in the offspring. Still not fair game outside of the trailer park.

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Zimmington 21

"Ain't nobody ****** my sister 'sept me!"- Rednecks everywhere

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1947Chevy 17

I understand the concept of step siblings but that's just wrong.

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FemskyD 26

Atleast he think your pretty i guess? :p

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p_nafnaf_fml 12

Be lucky u r a pretty woman! But i agree that's a FML since that only makes things awkward -_-

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perdix 29

You gotta feel a little sorry for the guy. In order to get him at least the appearance of female companionship, his parent had to go through all that trouble to get your parent to agree to marriage. The "girlfriend in Canada" lie would have been much easier, and probably more convincing.

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huh_life 8

Woah that sucks u need to stop that!!....

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