Health: Today, I discovered that spicy ground beef bits are the perfect...

By steam_engenius - 04/10/2015 18:11 - United States - Reno

Today, I discovered that spicy ground beef bits are the perfect size to become lodged in one's nasal cavity when vomited back up. FML

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steam_engenius 21

Tuesday 6 October 2015 5:53

I didn't close my mouth while vomiting...The ground beef just kinda made it up there somehow.

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artistswife 19

Monday 5 October 2015 8:16

Its best to open one's mouth when vomiting.

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Monday 5 October 2015 8:21

Well that snot cool.

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heyitslogan 16

Monday 5 October 2015 8:33

Am I the only one who wants to know how OP's gonna get that out

One_Way 43

Monday 5 October 2015 8:37

Carefully.

americanafrican 32

Monday 5 October 2015 8:52

turkey baster

CandyApple88 13

Monday 5 October 2015 9:21

i am a fan of chewing my food before i swallow it.

saffy66 34

Monday 5 October 2015 11:48

Probably time to start chewing your food...

worldclassrager 39

Monday 5 October 2015 13:13

Snorting meat? That's one desperate way to get high... Never anything fun about vomiting in any way shape or forum

CoolCookie210 22

Monday 5 October 2015 15:05

Cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 5 October 2015 20:09

For some reason, your comment makes me cringe.

HunterMark 14

Monday 5 October 2015 17:23

Chew them

allforfun 23

Monday 5 October 2015 17:36

My uncle had shredded lettuce in his nose after vomiting; two Big Macs from McDonalds for lunch that day.

NigerianPrince 11

Monday 5 October 2015 19:49

i once laughed so hard that i squirted dr pepper out my nose. it burned.

kuzzy00 22

Monday 5 October 2015 21:54

This FML complexly mooved me.

GrimReality 19

Tuesday 6 October 2015 1:17

Chew more.

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