Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean...

By emmingle - 13/05/2013 23:05 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean our dishes when it's her turn, is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner. FML

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By isucksomuch - 31/07/2011 06:18 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML

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By selena5112 - 15/02/2013 18:50 - Norway - Troms?

Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML

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You deserved it 2 321

By carrottop - 07/01/2011 12:12 - Australia

Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML

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You deserved it 3 034

Accidentally?

By Anonymous - 24/06/2021 14:00

Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML

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You deserved it 77

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By AshleyP - 04/04/2014 14:17 - United Kingdom

Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML

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You deserved it 4 556

By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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You deserved it 33 338

Deadly cocktail

By blame the maid - 13/09/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, my very sheltered girlfriend decided to surprise me by cleaning our apartment. Although she grew up with housekeepers and maids, I thought it was common knowledge that you don’t try cleaning the bathroom with both bleach and ammonia. We still can’t go back inside our place. FML

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You deserved it 167

By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 00:28

Today, after the last few months of my sister living with me while she finds her feet, I asked if she could help me out by doing the washing up. Half an hour later, I walked into knee high dish soap foam in the kitchen. My sister was right in the middle, trying to sculpt dicks. She's 20. FML

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You deserved it 1 096

By sheridan.ashley - 15/05/2010 06:27 - Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 037

You deserved it 3 518

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

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You deserved it 2 623

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Tuesday 14 May 2013 8:18

You should go get screened for any precancerous growths or other bodily disturbances... That could be serious stuff

then000bster 16

Tuesday 14 May 2013 8:22

Don't worry, a little toxic never killed anyo..... Maybe you will turn into a mutant turtle or something cool!!!!!

Comments

xALEXx_fml 15

Tuesday 14 May 2013 13:09

Yessss I moderated this..

perdix 29

Tuesday 14 May 2013 13:30

Damn, are you sure she's not a dude, because that is a trick straight from the Man Playbook -- when assigned an unpleasant chore, **** it up so badly that the woman takes it over.

Zen_Mei 17

Tuesday 14 May 2013 14:30

#9 remind me never to eat at your house again

Koleckai 16

Tuesday 14 May 2013 15:28

Shouldn't keep toxic, semi or otherwise, cleaners in the house at all. No need to have them.

emmingle 24

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:33

hey, OP here! in case you were all wondering she has been taught quite the lesson and will no longer make the same mistakes. I guess the sad part is that she is way older than her apparent IQ.

perdix 29

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:57

#48, you know IQ is the ratio of your mental age to your chronological age. I did the math and it would have been less confusing if you said, "My sister is an idiot." So, is she going to do the dishes with safe soap, or did she manage to get you to do them all the time?