By emmingle - 13/05/2013 23:05 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean our dishes when it's her turn, is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner. FML
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You should go get screened for any precancerous growths or other bodily disturbances... That could be serious stuff

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then000bster 16

Don't worry, a little toxic never killed anyo..... Maybe you will turn into a mutant turtle or something cool!!!!!

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You should go get screened for any precancerous growths or other bodily disturbances... That could be serious stuff

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oj101 33

Cancer develops over a long time. It isn't immediate.

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TwitchingNebula 17

They also tell you to call the poison control center if you swallow too much soap so that stuff really can't be all that good for you either.

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Chucks719 4

precancerous.... and we don't know how long its been going on for either

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FatherofTime87 18

You'll be fine. Dishwashers drain the soapy water and refill with fresh water for another wash. It's the rinse cycle and should remove most of any lingering death potion... Which was already diluted from the wash cycle anyway.

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MrClean17 15

Mmm, poison. Enjoy your semi-toxic dishes OP!

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then000bster 16

Don't worry, a little toxic never killed anyo..... Maybe you will turn into a mutant turtle or something cool!!!!!

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After someone's testicles fall off, first.

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Misswildsides 22

^where did that come from?

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not_a_robot 15

#20, in Anchorman, the actual quote is "Boy, that escalated quickly". I am not really sure how the meme came to be "Well, that escalated quickly".

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SammyS2012 21

36- the actual quote in Star Wars is, "No. I am your father" instead of "Luke, I am your father". One word in a quote being changed is common though incorrect. The anchorman quote is just something like that

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iAlissa 34

#35, does it honestly matter that much?

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PiNkMoOn 9

put it in her perfume

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Demonfish 14

Now that's a bit drastic, after all au'de'disinfectant is soo last year...

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PiNkMoOn 9

sorry,but i'm some kinda pranker ,i've already pranked everyone i know so far !

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itsjaliciaa 5

He Trying To Kill Y'all ?! Smh .

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iAlissa 34

Why Do You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word

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Sonfang 19

You mean Poison Control? CDC is Center for Disease Control and Prevention, I'm not sure that semi-toxic floor cleaner falls in that category.

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Jonny_Blaze0017 26

Yeah that's what I meant haha my bad I wasn't thinking too clearly at 2 am

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Demonfish 14

Did no one ever teach her the difference between the two? But then again she should have the common sense to read the bloody bottles...

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Pretty sure she did that maliciously because she only used the chemical when it was her turn to do dishes..

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B5B0N35 18

Check with a doctor just incase she put any "other" thing in your everyday things

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spunkylady 24

How do some people end up to be such jackasses?

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Soniye 14

Either hates washing dishes that badly or just hates people in general .-.??

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kmccain 27

or just doesn't pay attention to what she's using...

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Soniye 14

Don't think someone can be THAT dumb and NOT ALWAYS pay attention to what they're using... Smh

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kmccain 27

Common sense would say check what you're using, but unfortunately many people ignore it.

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