By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 09:02 - United States

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Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML
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ChefPhilly 13

Maybe somebody isn't doing their job enough...

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govan1107 1

I don't think some one is doing there job

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drayloon 50

He wouldnt have to if you would just do your job lol

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MisterEx 28

And you really bought that, OP? He clearly just wants to see a bunch of women in yoga pants. Mmmm. Yoga pants.

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frank48307 1

Maybe you should take care of business.

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tygerarmy 35

In an interview Ron Jeremy said he could no longer suck his own dick as his gut got in the way. So eating is better than sucking your own dick.

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kaykay2234849 6

Tell him you're taking it so you can take care of your own business as well!

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wubbazugg 5

Sounds like he's telling you something.

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random_jay 6

If a man is flexible enough to suck his own dick does that make him gay or the luckiest man alive?

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NightlyChecker 6

Maybe he wants to be the most envied **** star like Ron Jeremy? According to an interview he said that he couldn't do it because of his gut so maybe he wants to take his title. Hahaha, just a thought.

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